The Tale of a Fallen Soldier

This person wanted me to post this on my blog to protect his anonymity but so everyone could still laugh at it.

so it was the weekend before thanksgiving, i was at a party, ready to get the fuck out of there because i was bored and tired. I'm watching my friend play beer pong. I see some other girl watching, i start talking to her, get her #. We both want to "chill" after party. There is a miscommunication and we end up not chilling. We are texting the following week; I realize this girl is useless and doesnt have half a brain in her head, so she isnt worth more than a fuck buddy. (I was a virign at the time, but didn't care who got my virginity). Me and girl continue texting and i decide I'm going to tell her I don't like her but we should just fuck. She agrees. She texts me dirty things during thanksgiving. I could probably go through my phone and find them, but its not worth it. I get back to school after thanksgiving. There is a party; I call the girl up to go to the party with me so she can come home with me. I get to party; crazy girl is there, but dancing and smoking with friends. I see my a kid i know dancing/making out with some girl and that girls roommate wont leave them alone. I decide I'm going to take action. I dance with the friend. end up hooking up with her. Go talk to my friend and ask him should I go home with crazy girl or the friend's girl's roommate. He says crazy girl. I finally get back with crazy girl. We fuck twice. She goes to bathroom then I go to bathroom and tell her I'm going to tell my roommate he can come sleep in his own bed because I'm not about to make him sleep on the couch. She goes, "If you do that, I'm leaving." My response: "Then leave." Lets just say she ended up staying. We sleep for a little, wake up at about 7:30 or 8:30 and shes like lets fuck again. Me: "the roommates here!" Her: "so.." Me "the roommates here" Her: "so..." repeats several times then I give in, not because of her. The reason why i gave in was because when I was telling my roommate how crazy that girl is that might come home with me, he said, "I want to be in there for a show." So i gave my roommate the show he wanted, but the whole time we were going at it, I was hoping he would wake up, but at the same time I was hoping he wouldnt.

In conclusion, it is better to lose your virginity to a crazy bitch than to not lose it at all.