Lunch

Here's a really fun game I learned back when I was first visiting colleges. It's called:

PUT STUFF IN RAMEN UNTIL IT TASTES GOOD

Step 1: Open up cup noodles

Step 2: Wash off the chicken stock and frozen vegetables

Step 3: Add boiling water and stir.

Step 4: Drain water when ramen is of edible consistency.

Step 5: Look into cabinet and refrigerator for stuff that might taste good. Scratch your head.

Step 6: Put stuff in ramen until it tastes good.

Step 7: Eat!

Step 8: If it tastes good, you win!

Winning combinations:

Ramen, mustard, hot sauce, tuna, salt, pepper

Ramen, vegetable broth, over easy egg

Ramen, olive oil, garlic powder, butter

Ramen, ragu

Eating it the way you're supposed to

The US is alright

I mean the government is horrible and so is its citizens and infrastructure and everything about it, but i mean on the whole it's an alright place to be.

THE US SUCKS