1001 Things a Teenager Should Know Before Leaving the House

My parents just bought me a book with said title. Upon reading it, I jotted down some notes, and composed a sequel.

1001 Things To Know Before Fucking With the Wu-Tang Clan

1. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
2. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
3. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
4. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
5. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
6. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
7. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
8. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
9. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
10. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
11. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
12. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
13. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
14. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
15. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'
16. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'

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1000. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'

1001. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck wit'

Teach it to your kids. It will help them a great deal when they leave the house.