How to be 16: A Guide

As a 17 year old, I am, of course, the most reputable source.

-Hate your parents.
-Hate your friends.
-Complain about both.
-Be different.
-Get a significant other.
-Have a superficial relationship.
-Dump them.
-Binge, then purge.
-Make up problems.
-Complain about them.
-Give up.
-Pussy out.
-Blog about it.
-Facebook it.
-Twitter it.
-Today, fyl.
-Repeat.

Damn, I'm glad I'm not 16 anymore. PS, Columbia University '13 :)