Friday, March 12, 2010

A Tale of Headphones and 40s

Just finished my last midterm. Now that I'm finished with having to think... what do I think?
(end musing)

Last night while I was walking with a friend, I realized the actual difference between high school and college. Sure, there are a bunch of innate differences with the people and stuff you do, etc, but there is one fundamental one-

In high school, the goofy prevail. Everyone looks and acts silly, they dress silly, they do things to be funny, they make jokes in class and the teacher laughs too, they're loud in public, they do things that are stupid, everything they do is silly.

In an immediate backlash to this, college students are serious. All they intend on doing is proving that they're serious, standing up for their views, misconstruing other people's words so they can get offended (like telling me I'm racist because I make fun of hipsters), and acting like adults. When they want to get silly, they get drunk.

Look at your college friends facebook pictures. Look how they dress now, and look at how they dressed in high school. Now, people look like they have to prove something. Then, they would dress slutty, emo, like a jock, but it was always goofy. Look at what they do now and what they did then. Now, they may get wild, but they always do it with a red cup in hand. Then? Look at the crazy, goofy, sober things everyone did just four years ago. Often, I feel as if I'd rather be friends with the person in the old pictures.

Is it a sign of the times? Is it what it means to grow up, to suppress the ability to have fun (and the ability to be interesting)? Sure you can say that we're more mature now, but when I meet someone who other people think is mature (or who calls me immature) usually, they're just an asshole.

In conclusion, Columbia Students, stop taking yourselves so goddamn seriously.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Comprehensive list of songs it's still okay to like ironically

*Shaggy - It Wasn't Me
*The Killers - Human
*Eddie Murphy - Party All the Time
*Hansen - Mmmm Bop
*Rammstein - Amerika
*Anything from the year 1998
*Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
*Vengaboys - Boom Boom Boom
*Young Money - BedRock
*Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me

Songs it's no longer okay to like ironically:

*T.I. - Whatever You Life
*Lit - My Own Worst Enemy
*Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
*Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
*Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA

Songs it's okay to like ironically every once in a while:

*The Killers - Mr. Brightside but only if you sing along at the "JEEEEAAALLOUUUSSSYYYY" part really melodramatically

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Competitive Listening

I've been listening to music recently, completely conscious of the number of times I've played songs for lastfm.

The website seems to make listening to music a competition. I'm kind of glad I don't have 50,000 listens, though. I mean, I don't know if I would if I counted my iPod and old computer, but if I did have that many, I would say more than three quarters would be really embarrassing stuff from back in the day, when I listened to Guster, Linkin Park and Brand New.

I guess I don't have any problems with lastfm.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

But really, I don't need anything

So I don't have to leave hints: I have already received a birthday present from my parents, and it is all sorts of awesome. I want nothing else.
However, if anyone was planning to get me anything for my birthday I could totally use a pair of super good headphones. Thanks a lot.
Headphones that would be good:
Audio Technica ATH M50
Bose, but probably not the noise cancelling ones
Grado SR80i
Sennheiser HD 280

So like I said, don't get me anything. But if you were planning on getting me something, here it is.
Think of it like OJ's "If I Did it."

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Father-son talk

Sometimes I have conversations with my future kids.
Billy: Daddy, what happens when you die?
Ryan: It's kind of like sleeping. You like sleeping, right?
Billy: Yeah... (pause) But daddy?
Ryan: What, Billy?
Billy: Do you ever wake up?
Ryan: Well, do you like waking up?

Let it be forewarned, my kids are also going to love Brussels sprouts.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

My Hobbies

1. Looking out the window on long car rides and see if the passing cars sync up with the music I'm listening to
2. Making lists that are zero items long ("Comprehensive list of things that are cuter than kittens," "ten funnest things to do on long island," "five reasons to move to Staten Island...")
3. Googling the lyrics to songs that people post on their facebook statuses and then making snarky comments about them while simultaneously making them think I knew the song just by looking at the lyrics
4. Avoiding eye contact with attractive women
5. Reenacting past situations but changing the parameters ("This time I'm going to mention that I'm a rapist!")
6. Steering conversations so that I put myself in a position where I can brag about myself, but then avoid doing it ("Yeah man, I'm getting a great college education." "Oh yeah, Ryan? Where do you go?" "Some school in New York, it's alright")
7. Making myself seem more timid/stupid/simple around members of the opposite sex to avoid confrontation or conversation ("maybe they'll come to me!")
8. Debating whether my actions are genuine or forced
9. Looking through fat people's facebook pictures to see if there are pictures of them before they were fat
10. Downloading advanced music composing/producing software and then producing crappy tunes but acting as if I knew exactly what I was doing

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Top Ten Lists are for people who think they know things

So here's mine. Top ten songs of the decade. Right here.
10: Lady GaGa- Just Dance
9: Lady GaGa- Paparazzi
8: Lady GaGa- Pokerface
7: Lady GaGa- Bad Romance
6: Sean Paul- Like Glue
5: Sean Paul- Shake That Thang
4: Lou Bega- Mambo Number 5
3: The Beatles- Come Together(that came out this decade, right?)
2: Sean Paul- Temperature
1: Fergie- London Bridge

I think this encompasses every genre ever